Models
Home » » funny quotes

funny quotes

Written By muthmmuuuaaanniish on Monday, June 13, 2011 | 2:06 PM

images Funny Quotes funny quotes. 13 Funny Twisted Thinking
  • 13 Funny Twisted Thinking



  • walking_dude
    10-23 11:03 AM
    I have created this thread to communicate and track MI chapter activities on creation of eGroups to serve the needs of the MI chapter

    1) Data on 10/20 meet has been compiled and documented. Minutes of the Meeting will be provided to the attendees soon through a secure eGroup (files/document section)

    2) Work in progress to provide a secure, trusted E-group which provides the best features available to our community. Pilot groups have been created in Yahoo and Google to study the features, ease of use and ease of management (for the mods).

    Results so far

    Google
    ---------
    Pros :

    1) New.
    2) Has stacked thread view similar to Gmail.
    3) Ease of use (not much functionality to confuse users).
    4) Supports HTML pages and also commenting on those pages. Google search available to search the threads.
    5) New, hence not blocked in many offices ( esp mine :))

    Cons :

    1) Buggiest of the three! (I created a 'Restricted' group. None of the links are working)
    2) Key features such a Polls, Database missing.
    3) Limited management options.

    Yahoo
    ---------

    Pros :

    1) Stable
    2) Lots of management options. Powerful
    3) Powerful member features - Polls, Database

    Cons:

    1) Old/dated
    2) Text only ( unless you send E-mails externally)
    3) Options could be overwhelming to a new user!
    4) Blocked in many offices ( E-mails can still be received. Other features like Polls, Database need to be accessed from home)

    Right now, per my experience so far - Yahoo seems the best option. Let me know your ideas.

    And once we decide on a platform

    1) I need 2-3 days to setup the group to meet groups needs and expectations.
    2) MI meet attendees will be sent invitations to join the group.
    3) Others who responded to the Meet invitation but couldn't attend will be contacted to check if they wish to join the group
    4) MI chapter eGroups successfully launched!





    wallpaper 13 Funny Twisted Thinking funny quotes. funny quotes about sex. funny
  • funny quotes about sex. funny



  • cari
    01-08 05:01 PM
    I got this from different website(not sure if I can quote here).

    Before going /planning for a perticular consualte, you can email the consulate with a i797 copy asking them to check if it exists in their system. If it doesn't then they will request concerned athorities to make it available in system so that you won't get stuck with PIMS delay. So far I have heard mexico/canada consualte responding to emails positively.

    I will be mailing(canada consulate) them soon. Will keep you updated if i hear anything from them. if it works..its indeed a good options for us.:D

    Can you please provide me the web address of that website?

    thanks,.





    funny quotes. best funny quotes ever.
  • best funny quotes ever.



  • eilsoe
    10-22 04:24 PM
    *wrooommm!!*

    :P:P:P:P:P

    *post*post*post*post*post*post*post*post*post*post *

    Huh? Who goes there?





    2011 funny quotes about sex. funny funny quotes. funny quotes about. funny
  • funny quotes about. funny



  • GCBy3000
    07-23 10:40 PM
    If someone got green card here and got married to Indian citizen, I am not sure how to ask this particular question. She must have seen that guy some how, if so when and where? If that guy had come to US, then he could come again in whichever visa he came in. Also where did they get married? There are options, but certain questions needs to be answered.

    This is for my friend who received Greencard in 2006. She just got married in June 2007 to an Indian citizen.
    What are the options for her to bring her spouse to US ?
    The spouse has an MBA.
    I know H1 is not an option as they have to wait atleast till October 2008.
    What are the other quick options?



    more...


    funny quotes. some funny quotes n pics
  • some funny quotes n pics



  • somegchuh
    09-22 04:39 PM
    Is it possible to include "allow filing 485" if labor has been pending for 2+ years?

    Its not just people who have labor approved and are waiting for PD to be current. In fact there are a lot of ppl who are waiting for labor for 4+ years.

    I think its perfectly doable. If its ok to ask for ability to file 485 without PD being current, I think its ok to ask for ability to file 485 while labor is pending.

    But I guess we have gone thru this a dozen times and it doesn't appear that the plight of ppl stuck in PBEC is on IV agenda.


    vivache:

    Top on IV's goals is 'ability to file for I-485' even when visa number is not available. As you perhaps know this will enable securing an EAD. Hope this answers your question.





    funny quotes. funny quotes life. famous
  • funny quotes life. famous



  • mahathi
    05-11 06:12 PM
    Can I go to India and after the cleanace can I get the visa stamped in india?



    more...


    funny quotes. funny quote. funny quotes
  • funny quote. funny quotes



  • Marphad
    03-31 09:46 AM
    Yahoooooooooooooo......We (Me and my wife) received welcome notice today . Our 485 is approved on 25 th March.

    no updates online just received postal mail from USCIS today .

    I guess end of long wait , been in country from 2001 .

    I wish you all the best and hang in there if your PD is current you can expect the notice any time so keep checking your postal mail box .

    FYI - I dont know if my back ground check is clear or not , I guess it is .

    Congratulations!





    2010 best funny quotes ever. funny quotes. Funny Quotes
  • Funny Quotes



  • breddy2000
    01-23 10:41 AM
    Can someone explain me what this processing date means?

    Is it the Receipt date or the Notice date? Assuming you have a receipt date of July 2nd 2007 and Notice date as Aug 12th 2007, does it mean the 485 case has been processed and pre-approved assuming if no RFE is raised on the case.

    Any expert comments



    more...


    funny quotes. Cute Funny Quotes
  • Cute Funny Quotes



  • shahuja
    02-05 04:06 PM
    hello all,

    i will really really appreciate your posts..

    its been 23rd day..H1B renewal..New Delhi..still waiting for PP..i got no slip ..no warning to wait ..nothing..

    But now i think its not stuck due to PIMS..it could be anything ?? some admin processing ? some security check ? some name check ??

    How do we differentiate what are our passports held up for..COULD THIS BE CALLED 221(g)..i read in forums..221g can take forever ??

    -Shahuja





    hair funny quotes about. funny funny quotes. hair funny quotes comments.
  • hair funny quotes comments.



  • chi_shark
    07-28 03:23 PM
    is it in any shape size or form possible that you would put your I-140 employer into a bracket of potentially fraudulent companies? or did you have sub labor? anything you can think of that your employer may not have toed the line as far as the law is concerned? i am not suggesting that fraud investigation is the cause of these happenings... i am in fact wondering if that could be the case... if you think your employers were super lawful, then who knows what USCIS is doing!!

    Same thing happened to me. I had posted it last week. My VSC approved 140 got transferred to TSC last week and today got email that the case is now pending. 485 was orignally filed at VSC that got transfered to TSC in March 2007.
    Do you think something is cooking? ;)



    more...


    funny quotes. Funny Quote, Homour, Fun Quote
  • Funny Quote, Homour, Fun Quote



  • Riakapoor
    09-16 05:20 PM
    here is an article from murthy about unemployment benefits:

    MurthyDotCom : Unemployment Benefits and Impact on U.S. Immigration (http://www.murthy.com/news/n_unembe.html)

    Thank you!





    hot some funny quotes n pics funny quotes. funny quotes and sayings
  • funny quotes and sayings



  • dask
    04-20 07:55 PM
    Just got my passport renewed at SF.
    Applied in person and opted to get it back in the mail.

    Got it in hand exactly in a week from application date...(pretty smooth)....

    And i used 2X2 in photo instead of 3.5X3.5 cms....both are ok.

    They will adjust it properly in your passport for you...

    All the best.

    Hi All,
    I am scheduled to visit India in July-09 and comeback in August-09 this year, My passport expires on Nov 2009. I will be using AP and also I have H1b stamp valid till may 27 th 2010.Is it necessary to renew the passport now or I can do it after I come back from India, is there any rule that your passport has to be valid for more than 6 months while enetring US?Please advice
    Thanks
    EB3-I
    PD Jan 2002
    I-140 cleared in 2006
    I-485 received date Aug27 2007



    more...


    house cute funny quotes about love. funny quotes. All Graphics » funny quotes
  • All Graphics » funny quotes



  • gchopefull
    10-02 02:22 PM
    I recieved a weired email update from USCIS about the I-140 after RFE documents recived, waited for two days then call the customer service # and the status on the phone said that USCIS denied the case.
    here is the case history.
    LC-Feb-2005.
    I-140 filled march 2007
    I-485/EAD filled July-2007
    EAD approved/EAD card arrived 15 Sep 2007
    I-140 RFE August 2007(A2P)
    I-140 denied 27th Sep 2007.
    my question is,
    what are the options do I have?
    my employer is talking about appeal.
    since the original I-140 is denied will the 485/EAD will get cancelled too?
    is there any way to port the LC date?
    what are the chances of appeal/approval?
    employer is in good standing(financially).
    any suggestions,input will be highly appreciated.
    thanks





    tattoo funny quotes life. famous funny quotes. funny quotes and images. funny
  • funny quotes and images. funny



  • kumar1
    07-11 12:02 PM
    Well, I disagree - I am sure they have certain number of work force dedicated to work on I-485 cases. They will not accept any I-485 till October....so tell me one more time what are they going to do till October?
    I agree with rest of your points about family based AP, EAD etc.



    more...


    pictures funny quote. funny quotes funny quotes. funny quotes for photos.
  • funny quotes for photos.



  • crystal
    10-15 12:39 PM
    as far as i know CSC sending the transfer notices after issuing the receipts. Did u check with ur lawyer for receipts? .

    Received Transfer notice from CSC to NSC...originally filed at TSC.
    No Receipt Notice, EAD, AP or FP.:mad:





    dresses funny quotes and sayings funny quotes. funny quotes about change.
  • funny quotes about change.



  • smmakani
    07-09 11:04 AM
    CP Filed at Mumbai Embassy - India
    PD: Oct 2003


    I would suggest to start a separate thread to know who are CP filers in the forum and then we can have a conf with IV to discuss what needs to be done. We can also send the private message to each to share our contact info.



    more...


    makeup Cute Funny Quotes funny quotes. cute funny quotes about love.
  • cute funny quotes about love.



  • joydiptac
    05-26 01:50 PM
    This is not a good advice...USCIS may have the file as active, and may approve EAD...If and when USCIS starts working on the application and issues RFE, etc., ...they may decide that the application was abandoned. If the poster worked on the EAD based on the abandoned GC application, then it is likely that USCIS will consider her to be out-of-status from the time she had no basis for EAD, which may mean a long illegal presence, triggering 10 years or permanent ban, etc.

    Thanks Saikat, for pointing out some potential pitfalls.
    I am sure USCIS has its own checks and balances to determine the validity of an application, and whether it is abandoned. But I do not believe in being proactive and raising flags to jeopardize what may be totally legit.

    One more thing that slipped my mind is you can always check online status to see if your application is active or rejected. :)

    Here are a few tidbits of law (information) I am aware of. I am not a lawyer so please seek help or search online for the validity of my statements :

    1. During AOS (adjustment of Status, I485 pending) you do not accrue Illegal presence period. However, if you were on a Non Immigrant visa and that has expired you will be in illegal status until you went out and came back using AP - but that is usually OK. Unless there is an unrelated issue that flags your case you are safe. But mind you - still no Illegal presence is accrued. This is the law.

    2. While on AOS it is OK to go out of the country for short periods of time (I don't think this is very well defined hence a gray area). In case you do not have any other non immigrant visa you need to have applied for AP before leaving the country otherwise you are considered to have abandoned your I485 application.
    Example: My boss from one of my previous companies was on AOS was working from B'lore in the same company for more than or close to a year. He came back on his L1A visa. He had a long talk with Immigration and explained that our company had sent him abroad for all this while, which was true. He came back in, within a few months got his GC this tells me that his I485 was not considered to be abandoned. Well it is a different story that he did not stay after that as being a truly global manager, he was sent to France and then to India within 6 months.

    HTH





    girlfriend funny quotes and images. funny funny quotes. funny quotes on pics. funny
  • funny quotes on pics. funny



  • imh1b
    06-01 01:04 PM
    The idea is good, but who will work on it and why? Where are all the people who want it? Most people already have EADs.





    hairstyles Funny Quote, Homour, Fun Quote funny quotes. funny quotes on friends.
  • funny quotes on friends.



  • pbojja
    03-31 11:36 AM
    can you please let us know which service center you filed and what was your notice date in i485 recipt notice

    Thank you all

    TSC Receipt date is July 2007 ,Notice date is Oct 2007 . By the way I contacted local congressman office when I was current in Jan 2009 , they helped me big time so TSC started processing my file .





    njdude26
    08-27 11:33 AM
    you are not getting my point. im trying to see if this MBA will help with STEM/SKIL and get me a GC. that is all im interested in.
    will it help me or not is the Q ..





    gc4me
    07-08 04:22 PM
    Spouse will have to be in relation for 3 years even after getting GC. Or else upon request, GC of the spouse can be revoked by USCIS.



    Share this article :

    0 comments:

    Post a Comment

    Search This Blog

    Powered by Blogger.
     
    Support : Copyright © 2014. Hd Wallpapers 2011