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  • sodh
    07-24 10:49 PM
    They are talking about Allien#.
    If you were on OPT you will have Allien# but the EB Catogery gets an allien# after they apply for AOS.





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  • sanatshah
    08-10 02:52 PM
    Count me in.





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  • Foster2007
    07-09 04:42 PM
    I agree 100%. They also issued green cards to ppl whose PD was not current in June. Even that is a violation of law.





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  • prince_waiting
    09-26 10:06 AM
    Respected Editor,
    Please allow me to being a glaring error in the concerned article. The rally organized by highly skilled legal immigrants in Washington D.C. on the 18th of September 2007 was not for increase in H1B visa numbers. The high skilled immigrant community was protesting against unfair backlogs in the employment based immigration categories. Currently applicants in some categories are facing a wait time of about 8-10 years if they are from a certain country. Applicants with higher degrees (Masters and Doctorate) from US universities are also a part of this backlog. Always illegal immigration overshadows legal immigration on any forum in the immigartion debate and this group of protesters were trying to bring the hihg skilled legal immigration issue into limelight . When countries like Australia,England,New Zealand, Canada and even Ireland are making high skilled immigration easier, the US has not updated its immigration laws in the high skilled sector for the past 20 years. Also with the booming economies of China and India needing more highly skilled workers the competition for talent is hotting up by the day.
    CNN being a responsible and influential media house should highlight the issue of high skilled immigration and not skew the facts.



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  • gsc999
    04-20 05:23 PM
    I have already called seven members who have been active lately. I don't have other phone numbers. If you still need people to call. Let me know. You can PM me





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  • sammyb
    07-11 01:39 PM
    USCIS will make more money by issuing 1 yr EAD to more EB2s & EB3s and come Sep/Oct, VB dates will go back to 04 again ...

    First thing came to mind, almost everyone gets 1 year EAD. Perhaps it is not easy to decide who gets 2 years EAD. This movement of dates solves the problem.
    .. Most of EB2 gets 1 yr. EAD
    .. Most of EB3 gets 2 yr. EAD



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  • jsb
    01-22 11:47 AM
    Nice definition for happiness for American, Japenese , So what about definition of happiness for Indian , Is it GC ? :):)

    No, people with all personalities exist every where. I just took two typical cases. Does Warren Buffet care about car or home he has? His happiness lies in multiplying his wealth (bank account), not in expensive cars/homes. Wealth, big homes, GC, etc. have nothing to do with peace of mind. The moment we get our GC, our happiness level will go up momentarily, and then after a while we'll find things to be unhappy again.

    Case in question above, where a GC seeker gets up at 5am in a nicely furnished home, and gets to work, is entirely his choosing for happiness with material things. He knowingly choose to sacrifice his peace of mind for more material wealth.

    We always pay in some form for any happiness we seek.





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  • Nikith77
    03-12 09:10 AM
    Kumar1, Well said....



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  • BumbleBee
    08-02 02:32 PM
    Hi Guys I'm pretty new in all this and i've been following this discussion and perhaps someone can help me.... here is the question.... Do I have a visa number available ?? If so why am I waiting that long??

    here is my story:
    i'm EB3 world - got my labor pd is 05/2002, and I concurrent filled I-485/I-140 on 05/2003.... already made 2 fingerprints..... I-140 was approved on 12/2005 (TSC).... i renew my EAD every year since I filled.

    if what you guys are saying is correct that in order to accept the I-485 to be filled USCIS need to have a visa number available to the applicant.... y am I still waiting?? :confused:

    thanks for the help and i'm sorry in advance for my lack of knowledge :)

    When you filed your I-485, there were VISA numbers, which in theory could have been used to grant you GC( I-485 approval ). But, they didn't act quick enough on your case to approve it, instead they worked on other cases and approved those, meanwhile, they got thousands more request for GC(Visa number ), and they started giving it based on priority date.

    Had they known there will be thousands of applications of older priority date, they wouldn't have accepted your application, as they can not approve it. But they didn't know, hence accepted the application. Now, it would just sit there till more numbers are availble and everybody who has priority date before you gets GC.

    Everybody who has priority date prior to your priority date is technically ahead of you, even though they have not been able to file their I-485 yet, hence VISA number would go to them first :D

    Anybody who hasn't yet filed 485, willl have to wait till the VISA bulletin passed thier PD.

    BumbleBee





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  • sasi1234
    04-10 09:47 AM
    First off, you are looking for a bodyshop. A consulting shop. You would be the consultant if you are hired they would be the consulting firm.

    There is a website called http://www.desicrunch.com/ (Desi Crunch) that as reviews of most of Indian Consulting shops. Reviews are posted by individuals themselves so they would be reliable.



    Loved desi crunch..especially the tips that you gave for consultants..they make more sense!!



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  • indianindian2006
    07-14 06:29 PM
    The fundamental rule (for getting GC) is the longterm intent of having permanent employment relationship between employer and employee at the time of filing 140 and 485 (see the Q&A). The intet has to be "at the time of filing" only. The employee has worked 3 years in H1B for thr sponser. It clearly establishes the both party's intent at the time of filing. So, even if the employer revokes his approved 140, he is 100% safe.

    What I have read is that it is critical that his 140 remain valid upto 180 days after filing 485 or the 485 is dead.Correct me if I am wrong.





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  • scorpion00
    06-08 06:02 PM
    so no spill over from EB2 ROW which is current ,to India and China EB2.
    I guess many folks were having high hopes for this in the last quarter.



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  • go_gc_way
    12-30 11:25 PM
    justAnotherFile , thank you for taking time to post it. Good title for the classified. "Help yourself to solve your Green Card problems..."

    Anurakt, thank you for visiting this thread and posting in wikipedia !

    Dear IV members, we need to do more. Thanks so far for visiting this thread and doing your best. I feel that posting classifieds/emails/discussion threads in other web sites (regional or other websites) have good chance of bringing in more members to our web site.

    For example , the classified in indiagrid is accessed 35 times so far ! Wikipedia and other web site postings will have similar access.

    Looking forward to contribution from other members to this thread.

    I have listed different web sites posted by city so far, they are less, can members from cities not posted yet help find the web sites and better post in thsoe sites? The title justanotherfile posted is most appropriate .. "Help yourself to solve your Green Card problems".

    1)New York .
    2)Los Angeles
    3)Chicago .....................www.chicagosamachar.com
    4)Houston
    5)Philadelphia
    6)Phoenix
    7)San Antonio
    8)San Diego ................. www.sasural.com/san_diego
    9)Dallas
    10)San Jose
    11)Detroit
    12)Indianapolis
    13)Jacksonville
    14)San Fransisco
    15)Columbus
    16)Austin
    17)Memphis
    18)Baltimore
    19)Fort Worth
    20)Charlotte
    21)El Paso
    22)Milwaukee
    23)Seattle
    24)Boston ...................... www.aapkamanoranjan.com
    25)Denver
    26)Luisville
    27)Washington
    28)Nashville
    29)Las Vegas
    30)Portland .....................www.eknazar.com
    31)Oklahoma City
    32)Tuscon
    33) Atlanta ...................www.desigate.com,
    34) Kanasas City ..............www.kcdesi.com





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  • tapukakababa
    07-18 10:03 AM
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  • pani_6
    01-17 03:12 PM
    I will sign up ...Since IV has a lot o f $$ requirement now...please make a huge contribution and also sign up for monthly contribution...too many people want a free ride...free ride aint happening any more..only $$ speaks in the commercial capital!..

    Excellent message from IV on Utube!..

    I am not sure if IV is involving physcians of indian orgin ORg as well as Motel owners association!...these guys have deep pockets!.Also indian consulate should be in loop as they may have lobbying $$.

    That said this is the time...the window of oppurtunity open and shuts..you got to be quick!..

    "One cant steal in slow motion"

    IV needs money now ...please dont shy away!
    Its our turn gentlemen!





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  • hara_patta_for_rico
    07-09 07:05 PM
    I came across this law about the departmental control of numerical limitations, and I'd appreciate it if you all could post your interpretations of the same.

    DOS Reg 22 CFR �42.51:

    (a) Centralized control. Centralized control of the numerical limitations on immigration specified in INA 201, 202, and 203 is established in the Department. The Department shall limit the number of immigrant visas that may be issued and the number of adjustments of status that may be granted to aliens subject to these numerical limitations to a number:
    (1) Not to exceed 27 percent of the world-wide total made available under INA 203(a), (b) and (c) in any of the first three quarters of any fiscal year; and

    (2) Not to exceed, in any month of a fiscal year, 10% of the world-wide total made available under INA 203(a), (b) and (c) plus any balance remaining from authorizations for preceding months in the same fiscal year.

    Source: http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/cfr_2004/aprqtr/pdf/22cfr42.33.pdf


    Assuming that USCIS approved (based on which it supposedly requested visa numbers from DOS) 60,000+ I-485 applications between June 13 and July 2, would it or would it not be in violation of the clause in bold ?

    Specifically, can anyone come up with a proper explanation of the words "plus any balance remaining from authorizations for preceding months in the same fiscal year" and why, if so is the case, USCIS may not have violated the law?

    PS:People seem to be focusing on the eligibility to file the I-485 application when immigrant visa numbers are/aren't available in this thread. I am quite new to the procedures involved in processing green card applications and also to IV. If this question is out of place or silly, please pardon my naivette. I'd really appreciate it if a senior member could nevertheless answer the question.:)

    Note: The information in this post is the personal opinion of the author and is not to be construed as legal advice.


    Clause B is not the only thing. In any quarter they are not supposed to issue any more than 27% of 140,000(100%) = 37800. according to Clause A. After June 15th they issued 140,000 - 66000 = 74000. What about the last quarter quota of 37800? Where did it go? It was not supposed to be used before July.



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  • 3d Nirvana
    03-13 11:04 PM
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  • ZigZag
    07-12 05:51 PM
    Sorry to say this but 1st March is not considered. Hopefully your PD will be current in next Sep 2010 bulletin. Good Luck!

    That may not be true. I had read somewhere (in this forum) that DOS sets up cut-off dates as 01, 08, 14, and 22, and 01 includes from 1st to 7th, 08 includes 8th to 13th, and so on and so forth.
    Come August 1st, who knows, (strange are the ways USCIS works) his file may be the first one to be picked up and approved before those of March 05 guys, some of whom are still waiting, like Pitha etal.





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  • EB2_Jun03_dude
    02-21 05:11 PM
    I-485: EB2 India with PD June 2003

    I was wondering why I am I getting a LUD in Feb 08? (since EB2 India is 'U').

    Now I know why :) it seems USCIS is getting ready for the deluge in April 08' :D





    canleo98
    06-30 11:10 PM
    http://immigrationportal.com/announcement.php?f=190&a=95

    It is possible. Such an action would be illegal, but CIS has already stopped accepting I-485 applications for another category known as “Other Workers,” despite June Visa Bulletin showing that category is current. My advice to all of you is keep filing all through the month of July. For all we know, they may never issue such an illegal policy or they might lose a lawsuit filed against them. So keep filing. Regards to all. Rajiv.
    __________________
    Rajiv S. Khanna; Law Offices of Rajiv S. Khanna





    Macaca
    04-04 10:49 AM
    We already have a campaign to call legislators. Please call the legisltaors and inform them about these issues. Thanks!



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